Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Chit fund scandal widens; Lefty launches probe...

http://www.dnaindia.com/india/1831676/report-chit-fund-agent-dies-director-commits-suicide

As the smell from the chit fund scandal continues to rise, the pool of suspects has widened to include an Alabama pig farmer and part-time attorney with ties to a Pennsylvania tractor rental operator...No names have been released yet, although the words "Grubb" and "Spitt" seem to have meaning in the investigation...

Authorities have called on the expertise of a bath house towel boy who is known for his wide knowledge and experience in chit management...Although his identity is being withheld because of his whistleblower status, a search of recent sodomy violation records shows the name Lefty at the top of the list of possible witnesses...The witness seems confused at being asked to work for the prosecution instead of being referred to as "the accused"...

Pictured is a suspected "chithouse" thought to house a laundering operation...

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