Shortfall...

Field reporter Dan has filed this brief, "The CPA at the Splendora Poofter & Lesbian Steam Bath & Massage Parlor just reported a shortfall in the cash register accounts. As Acting-Cashier-in-Training Lefty was explaining this, his shorts fell down and a large amount of currency was noted..."

Update: The problem was exacerbated further by Lefty (against the orders of his doctor and his mother) when it was found his sister, Slinky, who serves as the Hot Tub Temperature Control Manager, has been billing the poofters and lesbos extra for use of the unisex tubs when it was made clear that the co-ed tubs were for discount use...Slinky and Lefty plotted to pocket the difference, but, neither one had pockets in their regulation bath house thongs...Both are being subjected to probes in this investigation...

Pictured below is Lefty's sister Slinky attempting unsuccessfully to hide her assets...

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