Prof. Lefty, of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian & Poofter Studies, sadly announces the cancellation of his popular non-credit course in Sexual Behavior of Whipsnapping Lesbians...The Board of Academia was willing to overlook the professor's odd requirement of having all female students submit to a pre-class bra inspection (C cup minimum), but they drew the line when he moved the classroom to the Fruity Nudie Bar and diverted the lab fees to his outstanding bar tab...
Unfortunately the students are unable to obtain a refund for the "lab equipment" purchased from RHM's Leather 'n' Lace School Supply Store without suffering a substantial restocking fee...They will, however, receive a half-price coupon on their next G-string purchase...
Update: Education correspondent Dan files this report, "Unfortunately, Prof. Lefty, of the Center for Advanced Lesbian & Poofter Studies, backed his Lesbian into an advanced model of the trash compactor and her box was compacted into a matchbox, which was no match for the 'Big Wonder Pulsating Dildo', as seen on TV, as sold by 'RHM Dong Devices of America'. A nearby medic, Dr. Tchytz, gave her mouth-to-beaver resuckitation, but her sprocket was blocked by her compacted Depends and four layers of Kotex. The Conroe FD responded with a pumper truck with a 250-psi nozzle, which, unfortunately, Lefty backed into while bending over to pick up a joint RHM dropped."
Seen below, two members of Prof. Lefty's post-graduate lesbian study group demonstrate oral hygiene techniques...
Seen below, two members of Prof. Lefty's post-graduate lesbian study group demonstrate oral hygiene techniques...
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