After hearing of poor deserving students being kicked out of college, and losing their valuable federal student loans and grants, Dean Lefty of the Hobby Airport College of Towel Folding & Crotch Barbering has announced a new curriculum...An entire campus will be devoted to lesbian studies, but until construction is complete, the female student bodies will be housed in Dean Lefty's personal quarters in a converted shipping container located behind the palatial home of a Braniff Street eccentric recluse...
Dean Lefty was quoted as saying: "We welcome these rug munchers as a part of our diversification program, and will be happy to have their loans and grants converted to direct deposit in the college treasury..."
Until housing arrangements are finalized, RHM has been named as house mother in the lesbian dormitory...
Shown below is one of the mandatory textbooks ordered by Dean Lefty...
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Shown below is one of the mandatory textbooks ordered by Dean Lefty...
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