Having already been involved in groundbreaking medical history, Lefty must undergo the worlds first penis reduction surgery...
Says Lefty's doctor, famed physician Dr. Tchytz of the Hobby Airport Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop,: "This goober insisted on having the cheaper hinged implant instead of the fully adjustable telescopic model...He couldn't understand how pee-peeing through it rusted the hinges into a shape only a contortionist could appreciate..."
Lefty must now undergo a radical penis reduction procedure, and due to the expense involved, costs will be underwritten by the McCullough Chainsaw Co. which will furnish some of the delicate instruments needed by the surgical crew...As a humanitarian gesture, some of the removed tissue will be used in a much needed chin implant for Lefty's brother, RHM...Any skin leftover afterwards will be delivered to Dr. Tchytz's tailor to patch the knees in the doctor's lederhosen...
Shown below is a photo from a fund-raising event for Lefty's surgery...
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Shown below is a photo from a fund-raising event for Lefty's surgery...
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