Motorsports reporter Dan files this bulletin, "Lefty has been selected as the 'Grand Marshall on the 'Mayor Parker Drag Races' being held next Saturday at the Asstrodome. Lefty, of course, in the spirit of the occasion,will dress in drag, which, as you know, he usually does anyhow. The winner gets his/her/it's choice of Mayor Parker's edible undies, which will be served with fries. The drag races have the backing of the A.F.of L., however spectators are advised not to back into any of them."
Update: As Grand Marshal, Lefty has the duty of appointing a Chief Flag Man...RHM immediately put his name up for consideration before he realized he heard the title mispronounced...
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