It should be noted that towel boy layoffs are unexpected in the Hobby Airport area where lesbo mayor Annise Parker reports that new building permits for poofter bath houses are at an unprecedented high...The mayor credits her leadership in the attracting of gay business owners, and her own nude baton twirling act in this year's Gay Pride Parade...
Well known local towel boy, Lefty, points out that the average wage mentioned in the article does not include locker room pilferage or his own occasional dip into the communal tip jar...
And in other news:
Witnesses to the incident report that the towel bore the logo of a popular Hobby Airport bath house, and that the towel successfully covered the robbers face, but the rest of his body was unfortunately uncovered...Police are on the lookout for a man with a tattoo reading "Tiny" just below his waistline and an arrow pointing downward...
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