Sports reporter Dan files this timely story, "What with all the big games coming up in the Orange Bowl, the Super Bowl, etc., Lefty has jumped on the band wagon and announced his new 'Fruit Bowl' games to be played in the new Splendora Sissy-Boy Stadium. All fruits, as most everybody associated with Lefty is, are invited to try out for the team. As you know, Lefty's team only wears a helmet and a jock-strap."
Update: In breaking news, Lefty's team has been disqualified for the remainder of the PFL (Poofter Football League) season after last weekend's embarrassing confusion...Lefty took to the field wearing his jockstrap on his head, and had his helmet hung on the convenient hatrack provided by nature in his midsection...
Lefty explained to the disciplinary committee that he was only trying to increase ticket sales by interesting more women in the sport...
Shown below is a moment from the halftime demonstration by the lesbo division of the Poofter Football League in which Lefty also participates as a trainer...Yes, a flag was thrown on the play...
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