From the Firearms Technology News Desk...

Noted entrepreneur and firearms enthusiast, Lefty, sometimes inadvertently stuffs his potato in the rear of his jockey shorts rather than in front, usually when dressing in a hurry...This recently happened when he was being ejected from a local Taco Bell after being caught leaving his business cards on top of the urinals...

While walking home to his converted shipping crate behind a Braniff Street mansion owned by a retired eccentric engineer, he decided to eat the bean burrito he accidentally snatched from a table while being shown the door...As usual, the gastric disturbance caused by the burrito resulted in a gaseous emission from his aft portal, but the expected loud noise was mysteriously muffled...

Lefty deduced that the lack of sound was the result of the potato absorbing the sonic boom...Knowing there is a market for firearm silencers, he and his elderly, eccentric landlord developed the prototype shown below in a demonstration video...

Pending ATF approval, Lefty is accepting pre-orders from prospective clients...Orders may be placed at Spec's Liquor Store with all funds payable to the SBA Revolving Account, Delinquent Collections Dept...

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