Father Lefty update:

The previous report concerning the building of the new temple in London is appended to report the detention by English Customs of the nudist lesbian sect of nuns as their g-string habits (as habitually worn) failed to clear the airport body-imaging equipment due to the detection of unauthorized equipment hidden in the g-strings...It appears some of the lesbian nuns were pre-op transgendered poofters who were still carrying originally issued attachments...The Mother Superior is in conference with the High Lord of Immigrant Sects (or "sex" to use the British spelling) and a compromise is said to be worked out soon behind closed doors...

Pictured below is a newly cloistered nun trying to get into the habit...

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