In its never-ending search for new ways to improve service for its membership, the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium has invested in the latest odor identification system to track down and eliminate those annoying offensive aromas on their premises...The robotic girl and her dog had to be retrofitted with FAA approved barf bags since the bath house is in airport jurisdiction and the odors were particularly intense...
The source of the onerous smells seem to be centered on the laundry and towel-folding facility run by two brothers identified only as Lefty and RHM...Further checking with the CDC in Atlanta as to eradication procedures resulted in authorities being referred to a local specialist, Dr. Tchytz...The doctor, who has dealt with the two brothers previously due to their many infestations and STD-related maladies, recommended that both be hosed down immediately with high-pressure, boiling Clorox followed by immersion in steaming vinegar...
The doctor further recommended quarantine with follow-up checks by exposing volunteer death-row inmates to their presence...At such time when their body odor strength can both be confirmed as less than lethal, he specified they both be confined to a deserted island in the South Pacific until a more permanent solution can be put in place...
PETA, in agreement with the Fish & Wildlife Commission, has filed a temporary injunction against this proceeding until an island can be found where no animals will be exposed to the brothers' husbandry practices...
Seen below is a previously used odor identification system which was deemed unsafe and banned by OSHA after the tragic loss of several testers in the Hobby Airport area...
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Seen below is a previously used odor identification system which was deemed unsafe and banned by OSHA after the tragic loss of several testers in the Hobby Airport area...
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