In his morning review of pertinent financial news, information specialist Lefty has found the headline, "New Twinkies are smaller" and realizes this means new poofters entering the system are not as large as established twinkies, who have been active for years...For example, Lefty's twinkie previously classified as "extra small" may now move up to the "medium" category...
Lefty has therefore updated his resume and re-applied for promotion from head towel boy to senior men's room attendant at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...Convinced that his actions will be seen as fruitful (as well as fruity), Lefty has already started to repackage Trojan "beginner size" condoms as "magnum size"...
Update: Local Twinkie authority Dan submits the following factual corrections, "As has already been pointed out (Lefty was cited for pointing his out of his pants at the Walmart) , the source of the data you post is subject to scrutiny, not that there is anything wrong with getting screwtinized once in a while or at least once a week. Actually, the 'Twinkies' referred to is that of Lefty's and RHM's 'Dinkies', which as you know are grammatically , and grandpa too, dangling participles. Lefty typically starts a sentence (30 days in the county jail) with a preposition, usually to the jailer or any handy poofter. Lefty also uses suppositions when he is constipated."
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