Quote: "About a third of American poofters use iPhone or Android-based cellular pornographs, and another third use digital systems from their cable provider for their daily porn fix. But that last third of poofter perverts still rely on the century-old network of passing magazines under crapper walls that make up the backbone of the bath house porno system. And they're long overdue for an upgrade."
Senior Porn Technician Lefty, of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, said today, "These fat homos here spend entirely enough time in the men's room exchanging poofter porn...Even letting the smelly old dude from next door take his craps here when his daughter runs him out of the house, didn't do much good...So we decided to go high tech"...
Lefty said he has made a secret agreement with a nearby homeowner, identified only as "Ted." to use his WiFi signal to allow poofters to download porn from the internet, freeing up the men's room for other download functions...
Said Lefty, "The secret agreement with "Ted" is so secret even Ted doesn't know about it...The smelly old dude from next door has been stealing internet from him so long, he'll never even suspect...Hey, you're not recording this are you?"...
Lefty also says the nominal subscription fee for this service will be collected along with his usual tips when he makes his regular pilferage rounds in the locker room...
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