Thursday, September 18, 2014

Rev. Swifty facing charges in church court...


The Most Reverend Swifty of the Montrose Methodist Church of Lower Westheimer is facing serious charges in court after officiating in the marriage between his own son Lefty and a pre-op transvestite dancer...Says the Rev, "If they had waited another week until after the operation by Dr. Tchytz of the Hobby Airport Sex Change Clinic & Sausage Casing Factory, it would have been legal"...

Rev. Swifty's other son, RHM, served as flower girl in the wedding, and also furnished the formal wedding attire from his/her male lingerie boutique...Rev. Swifty, who also operates Swifty's All Night Bail Bond & Repo Service, is said to thinking of conversion to the Temple Of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity if his expected defrocking takes place...

Swifty's daughter, Slinky, is Lesbian Mother Superior at the Temple's nudist nun convent on Braniff Street where all parishioners are defrocked as well as debriefed upon entry...Sister Slinky is shown below explaining the convent's "nun for all, and all for nun" policy to a new convert...


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