Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Handmade items featured at bath house...


RHM announces his newest business enterprise with the opening of a unisex boutique at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...Lesbians and poofters alike are invited to browse through the selection of handmade soaps including the bath house favorite, soap-on-a-rope, for those shy first-time soap droppers...

Chief towel boy, Lefty, assisted in the soap manufacture by gathering all those little soap slivers from his sister Slinky's bathroom at his Mom's house...Says Lefty, "Those little pieces of Irish Spring, Lifebuoy and Dial that my Mom always complains about clogging up the drain come in handy...All we have to do is push them together until they're stuck to each other, and these homos will pay big money for them...And my sister's armpit hair makes them stick even better"...

Shown below is a pubic shaving mug from RHM's "Poofter of Seville" collection, manufactured from soap pieces found by Lefty in various motel rooms and a shoplifted mug from a neighborhood garage sale...


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