Some Hobby Airport area homeless men are in the habit of panhandling outside some of the more lavish Braniff Street bath houses...A few of them, when business is good enough, give in to their primal needs and arrange a quick meeting with a poofter inside through the efforts of a discreet, although unscrupulous, towel boy...The inevitable exchange of "bit coins" has resulted in an increase of patients in the neighborhood's many free clinics...
Clinic doctors, including chief proctologist Dr. Tchytz, had previously thought that exotic diseases such as Romanian Root Rot and Purple Penis Plague had been wiped out, but new cases seem to be attributable to germ-laden deposits found on "bit coin"...Dr. Tchytz reports, "Fortunately, we've located a bath house employee who seems to be immune to these diseases...To protect his anonymity, we will refer to him only by the code name, Patient Lefty"...
Patient Lefty has agreed to provide blood for development of a vaccine under the unusual conditions that the blood be drawn by nude lesbian nurses, and that he be fed a steady diet of chili burritos to keep his strength up...Surprisingly, a number of lesbians have been located who are not only willing, but anxious to see Patient Lefty bleed...
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