The Nobel Prize Committee, meeting in the sauna room of their latest member Ifar Toften, voted to add a new category for prize consideration this year...The Norwegian contingent, long noted for being sauna enthusiasts as well as poofters in the frozen north, campaigned successfully to add Bath House Technology to the list of prize accomplishments...
The leading contender this year turned out to be chief towel boy, Lefty, of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium who submitted an idea for a "towel warmer" for those chilly evenings after a vigorous hour of chasing bars of soap on the floor of the community shower room...Following the award ceremony, Lefty will be permitted to wear a gold colored codpiece on the front of his thong...
However, a cloud has loomed on the horizon for Lefty as a complaint of patent infringement has been filed by an obscure California inventor known only as Ferrari Driver...Mr. Driver has alleged that Lefty, posing as a toilet inspector, entered his palatial home and confiscated all his towel warmers claiming they violated California's strict electricity usage guidelines...
Lefty has filed a counter-claim noting that Mr. Driver failed to renew his patent license on the devices, and has promised a fight all the way to the Supreme Court where many members of the bench are heavy tippers when visiting the locker room where Lefty practices...
Shown below, a towel awaiting use...
Shown below, a towel awaiting use...
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