When rounding up the usual suspects in toilet violations, Interpol always has Lefty at the top of international lists...Law enforcement agents in Moscow were directed toward a smelly passenger who was an obvious crossdresser during their investigation of what was described as a "massive clog" in the airliner's sewage evacuation system...
When asked why "he" entered the ladies restroom in first class instead of using the unisex toilet in the poofter cabin, Lefty said through his interpreter, "I'm allergic to this non-hypoallergenic eyeliner they sell in foreign airports, and my eyes were watering so much I couldn't tell which door was which"...Lefty had no explanation, however, for why he ignored the screams of the first class lady passenger in whose lap he sat after entering the restroom...
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