Disgraced towel boy, Lefty, was arrested after being caught in the commission of vandalism at his former high school...Lefty told detectives he had come to the school for a copy of his transcript before looking for new employment after being fired from a Hobby Airport area bath house for improper towel folding...He claimed he hadn't noticed the school was closed since it gets so dark after midnight...
When asked why he was only wearing Spiderman underwear, he replied his own Batman undies were still in the rinse cycle at the laundromat and he had borrowed a pair from his brother, RHM...
Lefty's attorney/girlfriend, the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, is expected to file a non compos mentis motion on behalf of her client while she awaits her own trial on charges of solicitation of a miner in a coal miner's bar in West Virginia...
Shown below in a police evidence photo, a confused Lefty was wearing the spidey undies on the wrong end...
More Police & Court articles...
Shown below in a police evidence photo, a confused Lefty was wearing the spidey undies on the wrong end...
More Police & Court articles...
No comments:
Post a Comment
Comments are welcome...Malicious messages and spam attempts will be removed...Keep it clean and let's have fun...