Often indicted towel boy, Lefty, is under investigation again because of a series of sexual encounters with a partner not of the same race, or species...Lefty's attorney, the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, complains that the prosecution is a blatant example of the district attorney's racial prejudice, saying, "The DA can't get a date across racial lines himself, and is jealous of Lefty's prowess"...
When questioned by authorities, Lefty insisted the sex was consensual saying, "My date begged me to come back for a second session, that proves it was consensual..."
When asked by a reporter whether Lefty's date, identified as a horse, was a male or female, Lefty's brother, RHM, said, "Female of course, my brother's not a homo..."
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