Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Lefty joins hunger strike...


After hearing of the political activist drawing attention to her cause in a New Jersey jail by refusing to eat, political leader Lefty has joined her cause by forgoing his usual diet of mustard and onion on pumpernickel sandwiches until she is freed...Lefty has further devoted himself to her cause of allowing women to be topless at all times by approaching random women and ripping their clothing off...

Lefty's attorney of record, the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, has announced she will defend Lefty in the nude when his case comes to court...She also claims Lefty had sworn off all meat and dairy products years ago, and became a strict vaginatarian and drinks only fermented beverages produced from grain in the land of sky blue waters...

Seen Below, Lefty offers support to a protester...


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