Lefty makes first Major League team after 14 years in the minors...

Lefty is said to have "made" an entire team of legal-aged lesbian/poofter softball players after years of only hitting on minors...

Read all about it: http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/04/01/scott-rice-makes-the-mets-after-14-years-in-the-minors/2042311/

Lefty's new attorney of record, the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, is basing his defense on Lefty's inability to spell...She said Lefty confessed to sex with "miners" thinking it related to his paid performance at the annual United Mineworkers Union membership drive...She said the "batting practice" incident was only a demonstration of the use of pine tar to improve grip on the bat...

Shown below, the miners wait outside the courtroom to testify against Lefty...

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