Lefty's previous stunt of sewing his mouth shut lasted until lunch when his Pizza Hut Meatlover's Special arrived...He is expected to start looking for the nail puller when his Taco Bell chili burrito breakfast begins to take effect...
Update:...Lefty has revealed he first thought of this "performance art" after hearing the story about his great-uncle Stumpy who fell asleep drunk in his girlfriend's bed...On awakening he found that his girlfriend's husband had come home early and nailed his testicles and penile unit to a stump, then set the stump on fire...Uncle Stumpy took advantage of the rusty knife left for his convenience, but avoided family reunions thereafter...
Lefty is shown in this undated file photo practicing for the event (which is sponsored by Bostitch Pneumatic Nail Guns) with his girlfriend, Priscilla Pantload, in the Home Depot hardware section...
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