Investigation by Lefty has shown that the national sport of Turkey is oil wrestling, wherein poofters wear leather pants and oil themselves up, then try to put their hands down their opponent's pants to gain control...Noting that there is no female league for this exciting sport, Lefty has called for open tryouts for an American team to enter the Olympics...
Enlisting the aid of his new girlfriend, professional nude oil wrestler Mazola McLeglock, Lefty has scheduled auditions on the playing field of the Cut'n'Shoot Nudist Enclave...Sponsored by the Pennzoil Company, the tryouts will be refereed by RHM (shown below) who promises to blow the whistle on any infractions of the rules...
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