Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Local fashion designer goes Hollywood...

A well known Hobby Airport area fashionista and poofter was called upon to lend his design talents to the new "Man Of Steel" film...

Says RHM: "Yes, I'm happy to say I had a hand in Superman's shorts...My brother Lefty was the first to wear his underwear on the outside of his tights when he had to dress in a hurry, and I turned it into a fashion statement..."

Hollywood costume directors had a "hard" time hiding the unusually large lower protuberance possessed by the Superman actor, Arnold Swollenpecker, and called upon RHM who immediately flew to Hollywood...They wanted to minimize Swollenpecker's obvious talent in order to avoid an X-rating and keep their PG audience...

RHM explained: "It's the opposite of my brother Lefty's problem since he has to carry a potato in his Jockeys to make girls think he has something down there...It took a lot of work and many hours of personal fitting, but I got the costume to not make Mr. Swollenpecker look like he's smuggling baseball bats..."

Below porn actor Arnold Swollenpecker reacts to RHM's clever methods of making his member appear normal...



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