New charges against Lefty...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/clark-duncan-mcelfresh-masturbating-bicyclist_n_3575187.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Cycling enthusiast Lefty has been detained on charges of bike jacking after being observed pedaling in a lewd and lascvious manner...Lefty insists he was merely adjusting a loose chain on his sprocket...In a separate incident, authorities are attempting to match Lefty's noseprint against evidence left on a number of bicycles parked at the local YWCA...

Lefty's attorney of record, the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, will be unavailable to handle his defense (or anything else) due to her being sentenced on charges of smuggling...Story here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/christie-harris-hid-gun-in-vagina-meth-in-butt-sentenced_n_3574436.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

The CKC was caught with a Remington 12 gauge shotgun and two Ruger single action revolvers plus a surplus Army duffle bag full of meth hidden in various crevices on her body...

Both are expected to take advantage of the two-for-one special being offered at the law offices of Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq. who is attempting to increase business since an Alabama liquor store has closed his revolving charge account and now demands "cash only"...

Seen below, Lefty is known as a master of no-hands bike riding...

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