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Famed Norwegian big game hunter, Ifar Toften, bagged his limit in one day during this moose season...
Quote: "According to reports, Mr. Toften accidentally shot a poofter in a bath house toilet"...
As the story unfolds, Mr. Toften, trying to raise money to avoid a deportation warrant, accepted a contract to rid a Norwegian bath house of its mouse infestation, mistakenly thinking it was a "moose infestation"...Norwegian authorities blame the translation mistake on the strange accent Mr. Toften acquired while hiding from immigration officials in the Texas Hobby Airport area...
The injured toilet patron declined to file charges against Mr. Toften after noticing the favorable attention his new scar attracted from other poofters...However fish & game authorities have restricted Toften's hunting activities to slingshots and water pistols until such time as he can distinguish between mouse and moose...
In the meantime, Norwegian bath house authorities have mandated a change in the traditional "open/occupied" locks on toilet stalls as shown below...
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