http://qnews.com.au/article/new-york-pro-boxer-marries-his-man
Rising sissyweight boxer, RHM, had his hopes to be the first gay pugilist to be married in the ring dashed this week as his fiance married another man instead...
Quote: "The former Sydney Olympian wore rainbow boxing shorts and pink gloves in the marriage ceremony to his/her spouse, Suki "Powder Puff" LeCocque."
RHM, speaking through apparent tears, told the happy couple at a press conference he wants a special "grudge match" against Suki (pronounced suck-key) after the honeymoon...The unsanctioned match will be a winner-take-all bout, and will be fought in the traditional poofter style in which both opponents will wear only codpieces adorned with the sponsor of each...
RHM will have the support of long-time sponsor, the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, while Suki will wear the fuschia and lime-green striped codpiece of the Happy Homos of New Caney...The venue chosen for the match is the jello-wrestling pit in the topless bar behind RHM's male lingerie boutique in Pasadena...
A limited number of ringside seats are available from RHM's brother and business manager, Lefty, who also has the exclusive sales concession rights for Febreze Air Freshener and seat cushions (furnished for the hemorrhoid afflicted poofters in the audience)...
Rising sissyweight boxer, RHM, had his hopes to be the first gay pugilist to be married in the ring dashed this week as his fiance married another man instead...
Quote: "The former Sydney Olympian wore rainbow boxing shorts and pink gloves in the marriage ceremony to his/her spouse, Suki "Powder Puff" LeCocque."
RHM, speaking through apparent tears, told the happy couple at a press conference he wants a special "grudge match" against Suki (pronounced suck-key) after the honeymoon...The unsanctioned match will be a winner-take-all bout, and will be fought in the traditional poofter style in which both opponents will wear only codpieces adorned with the sponsor of each...
RHM will have the support of long-time sponsor, the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, while Suki will wear the fuschia and lime-green striped codpiece of the Happy Homos of New Caney...The venue chosen for the match is the jello-wrestling pit in the topless bar behind RHM's male lingerie boutique in Pasadena...
A limited number of ringside seats are available from RHM's brother and business manager, Lefty, who also has the exclusive sales concession rights for Febreze Air Freshener and seat cushions (furnished for the hemorrhoid afflicted poofters in the audience)...
Shown below is each boxer in regulation sissyweight protective gear...
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