Postponement and cancellation thereof...

The regularly scheduled post for this segment will be postponed...This reporter will be starting my annual pilgrimage to the Shrine of the All Knowing at Dave Grubb's tractor barn in Pennsylvania...I'll be wearing the traditional sackcloth and ashes for the duration of the ceremony...I was too late to get tickets for the self-flagellation of the unworthy, though, so I should be back by Wednesday...

Update: I converted to the Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity and began attending the unisex service officiated by Rector of the Rectumry, Brother RHM...After prayer service, the Mother Superior of the lesbian nunnery takes our love offerings and allows a nun to lead us to the path of spiritual enlightenment in the back room of the convent...Afterwards we exit through the back door into the alley next to the bus stop...

Pictured below is one of the nuns taking a break between blessings...

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