Pre-match hype...

As the clock winds down to the latest scheduled exhibition match between rank sissyweight fighter, RHM, and USA Boxing's champion lesbian boxer, speculation is running high on who will come out on top...Says the champ who fights under the name Tilly Twattwister, "I'm always on top and I always come first...Ask any of my girlfriends!"...

RHM, who narrowly lost the judges' decision in his first sanctioned match against fighter/gay pornstar, Arnold Swollenpecker, is once again training to bring his weight up to the minimum 89 pounds for the sissyweight class...His trainer, disgraced former towel boy, Lefty, argues that his controversial diet of Cheerios and Hamm's beer taken with equal amounts of Lay's potato chips was certified by resident Hobby Airport Clinic physician, Dr. Tchytz...

Oddsmakers in Reno are taking 70-1 bets against RHM in this scheduled three round event...

Pictured below is a promotional photo release from the pre-match press conference...

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