After seeing how dangerously close their basketball team's towel boy came to severe injury, the Duke University Student Council has demanded additional training for the safety of these unpaid interns...And Professor Lefty of the school's Institute of Advanced Poofter Studies has stepped up to the task...
Says the Professor, "Towel boys are the unsung heroes of sports team locker rooms, and are the backbone of our future bath house personnel...Without adequate training in this critical profession, how can we hope to attract the best candidates?"...
Professor Lefty recommends a full four year curriculum in towel folding (and towel snapping), soap bar retrieval from the shower floor and temperature control for hot tubs...The professor brings a lifetime of bath house and locker room experience and can guarantee a sizeable income for those towel boys who can master tip jar management and locker pilferage...
College can be fun too, and Prof. Lefty still has fond memories of trying to squeeze an extra poofter into the hot tub for a new Guinness World Record...
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