Thursday, September 18, 2014

Mall Santa charged with groping elf...


The mall Santa, identified only as "Lefty" to protect the innocent, claimed he was only trying to help the elf trim her tree...Reports show that "Lefty" is a disgraced towel boy waiting for a review by the Hobby Airport Bath House District before reinstating him as a hot tub manager following his removal after charges of temperature tampering...

"Lefty" is seen below in a promotional photo, followed by his subsequent demotion in court...


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