Report from the field...

Roving reporter Dan has filed his briefs today concerning the latest Hobby Airport area talking point, Boxer vs Jockey Shorts, "Some, like Lefty, prefer the Boxer shorts which allow freedom of religion in the scrotal section. Others, like RHM, prefer to, as he says, "Coddle the boys" in his sprocket suspension Jockey shorts. Dr. Tchytz has applied to Obama for a government grant to explore the nation's shorts, noting any short changing and shortfall in the process. Lefty however was disqualified from participating as his process was too small to qualify."

Update: In support of our military, Lefty has gone "commando" style with optional desert camo codpiece until all our boys are brought home...

Pictured below is Dr. Tchytz peeking out from his laboratory...

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