Scouting report...

Lefty and his/her new girlfriend, Prunella Pantload, have both been approved as scoutmistresses in the newly formed Lesbian Butch Scouts...Both are hard at work designing the course curriculums for the just announced merit badge categories in Bushwhacking (for those interested in a career in pubic barbering or merkin styling) and Pearldiving (benefiting those sports enthusiasts who enjoy "going down" for buried treasure)...

In the latter category, Lefty will demonstrate his patented technique for breathing through his ears...DVD's will be available in the entertainment boutiques of lesbian bath houses across the nation...

Correspondent Dan adds, "Lefty was informed by the shrink that he was bisexual ... Lefty got indignant and swore he never had sex with a bicycle, but admits he did get his jollies off on a go-cart once, maybe twice."

Addendum: Lefty got his own merit badge in Aroma Identification by being able to tell the difference between the smell of a Schwinn and a Husky blindfolded...

Pictured below is a press release photo from the scout bike rally...

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