Sanitation news...

Health and medicine correspondent Dan reports, "Lefty's towel & toiletries job requires him to attend to the Commodious Commodes on a regularity basis. However, as he was suffering from irregularity this morning he borrowed the fire extinguisher to flush out his interstitial tract bloggages. Several bystanders were hit by the downloads and two had fractured APPS. A Microsoft technical was summoned and confirmed Lefty had Adware in his underwear. As a result Lefty has a permanent hard drive.  They also found tracking cookies, and so far the Girl Scouts are denying at least the raisins in the cookies."

Update: As we know, Lefty is taking advantage of the continuing education program offered by the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium in order to gain enough credits to qualify as a full fledged Men's Room Attendant with all rights and privileges commensurate thereof...However, a recent surprise inspection by the HABH&PE employee locker committee found Lefty's fledge to already be full from the pilferage taking place in the locker rooms while the clients are enjoying the hot tubs...

Lefty has been severely reprimanded (resulting in a visible rash) and has agreed to reimburse each poofter client from his own personal tip jar...Safety inspector RHM has been assigned the duty of periodic searches of Lefty's thong for loose change by use of a no-knock warrant to ensure against further client losses...

Pictured below is Inspector RHM on guard against pilferage in the lesbians' locker room...

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