Update: Yeehoo struggles under weight of long outhouse outage...

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In its continuing struggle to be recognized as a legitimate poofter dating service, Yeehoo (named for the sound members make when they "connect" with each other) has been plagued with new problems...Members must wait in long lines for available Porta-Pottys when nature calls...Outhouse outages keep nearby plumbers on 24 hour call in addition to their ongoing work at the Braniff Street bath house where the dating service is located...

Dating Coordinator Lefty explains, "These homos like to make sure their pipes are clean before a date, and most of them are pretty plugged up"...Even the installation of a high-pressure enema station hasn't relieved the huge backlog...

As an interim solution Lefty says he has made arrangements at a neighboring retired civil engineer's mansion where poofters may visit the indoor (and outdoor) facilities...Says Lefty, "I just didn't bother telling the smelly old dude, and it probably smells better there after one of these homos takes a dump...If there's no room inside, they just use the begonia beds next to that dumb plywood pond he built...He'll never know the difference"...

Pictured below in this undated file photo, volunteers work to clear blockage from plywood pond used as auxiliary outhouse...

Sidebar: Recreation reporter Dan updates this story, "Lefty was detained for questioning after police noticed him wearing a Santa hat, and nothing else, while playing his version of the Xmas song 'Sugar Plum Fairy'..."

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