Lefty leaps to front after first round at Douche Bank...
As we learned earlier, sportsman Lefty was expected to take an early lead in the leapfrog event at the Nude Olympics being held in Nekkid City...And he did not disappoint his many fans and athletic supporters...The first round ended as expected with Lefty out in front...Being in front also makes him an eligible receiver under international poofter rules...
Analysts say that Lefty's advantage is due in part to the event being held on the downstream side of the Douche River where the odor is most intense...Oddsmakers cried "foul" on learning this since Lefty is accustomed to strong smells after living with himself all his life...And since the lesbian watersports events are being conducted on the upstream side, many expect official protests to be launched...
The International Poofter Sports Committee, which sanctions this annual competition has promised to launch a probe into Lefty...
Seen below, a just-arrived immigrant athlete performs the difficult "border high jump"...
Seen below, a just-arrived immigrant athlete performs the difficult "border high jump"...
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