Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Scientists duplicate Lefty's brain...


The brain, said to be the size of a pea, is an exact replica of the same organ which rattles in Lefty's otherwise empty skull...The miniature mind seems capable of distinguishing between quarters and dimes in a pocket, but cannot be made to cause a finger to lift in the pursuit of honest work...

The scientists, unable to justify their creation of a second "Lefty," have been charged with counterfeit vagrancy, and are being held en flagrante dickto pending sentencing...


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