In new "bit coin" news, towel boy Lefty raised new fears about the stability of the new bath house currency as he clamped down on a steel washer with his teeth thinking it was a quarter before depositing it in the communal tip jar...The immediate pain and lost filling caused Lefty to knock over the tip jar, and the resulting scramble for loose change resulted in a 20% loss after the coins were recovered...
Senior men's room attendant RHM, who heard the commotion, reports, "A poofter client who suspected Lefty of picking his pocket, gave Lefty the washer as a tip, and thought he could get away with it in the steam-filled locker room"...
Lesbian Mayor Parker's new "Parkercare" dental insurance for poofters is expected to cover replacement of Lefty's tooth, however if he wants to upgrade from the standard porcelain tooth made from broken, discarded toilets to dental quality porcelain, he will have to pay the cost difference...
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