Career update...

RHM continues to rise in the ranks (without a corresponding rise in his pants) with a scheduled exhibition match in the WBA's newly created sissyweight division...Spurred on by the challenge from poofter/pornstar, Arnold Swollenpecker, RHM has undergone intense training with manager/trainer, Lefty, to get his fighting weight up to the minimum 89 lbs for this televised pay-per-view grudge match...

This unsanctioned match will allow opponents to snap each other with bath towels (provided courtesy of the HABH&PE)...The three round event is scheduled to take place in the shower room of an as yet unnamed Braniff Street bath house...It is said that no holes will be barred in this brutal match-up...

In an effort to hype the upcoming event, Swollenpecker has boasted, "I'll bet I can deck him and dick him before he can throw me and blow me"...Advance tickets may be obtained at the C&D Burger Shoppe or Taco Bell...All proceeds benefit a fund to pay off the outstanding account of a certain retired internet personality at Spec's Discount Liquors...

Shown below, sparring partners warm up for a quick round with RHM...

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