RHM, following his dismissal as soap dispenser attendant at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, has registered with the WBA as a fighter in the newly created Sissyweight Class...Since the Flyweight Class was considered too brutal and dangerous for RHM and others, boxing officials came up with the Sissyweight Class in which opponents fight with overstuffed pillows strapped to their hands...Rules state a mandatory ten second break at any sign of crying or tears...
RHM's first opponent is an ex-lifeguard who was fired from the Girl Scout Summer Camp for aggressive CPR techniques, who trained as a dishwasher at Denny's lifting heavy stacks of breakfast platters...Noted oddsmaker, Lefty, is giving 12 to 5 on the dishwasher...
RHM shown here in required protective gear...
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RHM shown here in required protective gear...
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