In a stunning turnaround in law history, the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, famed for her imaginative defenses of frequent offender and alleged boyfriend Lefty, has surrendered her/his/its law license while facing felony charges for the crime of barratry...
Shown in the article in an undated photo, it was unclear whether it represented the CKC before or after transgender surgery...In addition, the CKC has turned to famed barrister, Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq., who vows a spirited defense as long as he is supplied with copious quantities of spirits...
Since Lefty has been incarcerated pending trial on various charges himself, the CKC has filed a motion for adjoining cells in order to have access to Lefty's briefs...Mr. Spitt's services have been offered on a pro boner basis based on which of his clients will do the servicing and how much alcohol has been served in the interim period...
Shown below is Lefty anxiously awaiting transfer to the new coed prison wing...
Shown below is Lefty anxiously awaiting transfer to the new coed prison wing...
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