Business news reporter Dan has filed this article, "As you know, Lefty is always looking for a new business or something to get into. Now, in partnership with Madame Ho Flung Poo, he is peddling Asian ladies, and, of course Asian poofters."
Update: Lefty says he's looking for a new translator before his next overseas order...After opening his first shipment, he found that "all chick, no dick" apparently doesn't convert well into Nepalese...
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