The bath house complies with all regulations including the one requiring a sign indicating what type of underwear can be worn...Head towel boy, Lefty, had just changed the sign to read, "Boxers Today"...Ms. Twattwister, misinterpreting the sign to mean boxing matches would take place, entered and immediately stripped down to only her 14 ounce boxing gloves and an Everlast headband...
Ms. Twattwister knew that sissyweight contender, RHM, whom she recently fought to a standstill when she was disqualified for an obscene tattoo, trained there...Sergeant-at-Arms, Big "Tiny" Balsac, told her she must use the lesbian entrance and submit to a thong inspection...The ensuing brawl hospitalized Mr. Balsac, as well as 14 overweight members of a nude pilates class...
Houston lesbo mayor, Annise Parker, demanded an immediate investigation by the Secret Service, since many of their agents were already on scene at the bath house...She also called for new signage requirements that all dress code signs must be clearly understood by the average third-grade dropout (since this would include most towel boys and hot tub attendants)...
The city council has promised swift action right after their semi-annual summer vacation, and when all evidence and standard bribes have been gathered...
Pictured below we see Mr. Balsac being helped to his feet after the confrontation with Ms. Twattwister...
Pictured below we see Mr. Balsac being helped to his feet after the confrontation with Ms. Twattwister...
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