Indecent exposure...

Travel editor Dan files this timely report, "As you well know, Lefty frequently exposes his underdrawers facility in pubic places. Today he was apprehended with his prehender hanging out in the Hobby Airport lobby. Several ladies took note, as did the lesbian TSA agent who then frisked him, up his frisker, and then refused to press charges, saying Lefty had a decent caliber protrusion protruding. After refusing to press charges, she took Lefty into the interrogation booth and rogatted his rectifier."

Update: The TSA inspector was spared further embarrassment by mercifully having this happen before Friday when Lefty removes the side panels from his loincloth in preparation for the hot, summer months...

Lefty is shown below trying to go through the TSA frisk line for a third time...

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