Correction...

Earlier reports of Lefty's arrest in the Col. Sanders Memorial Petting Zoo were erroneous..."The Smoking Gun" website uncovered the misspelled arrest report which shows the original offense was "Chucking a Plicken"...As you know plickens were bred as a nutritious substitute for frozen El Charrito Mexican dinners and are not only hatched already fried, but taste like Taco Bell chimichangas...They were bred to feed the hungry poor population of certain areas of Utah where the farm water supply was diverted to a Coors brewery by a corrupt minor government official who is presently under investigation...

The surveillance photo below is believed to show the corrupt official on his way to divert the water supply...

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