Lefty named Preparation H poster boy...

Spokesmodel Lefty, not being familiar with how Prep H works, figured if it makes his aft orifice feel so good, rubbing it on his frontal appendage might be beneficial...The Prep H, of course, went right to work and shrank his sporting equipment and sack down to insignificance...The Kraft Food Co., through its subsidiaries Oscar Mayer Wiener and Chef Boy-R-Dee Meatball divisions, is providing experimental prototype prosthetics enabling Lefty to have normal romantic life until the Prep H effects wear off...

Lefty's girlfriends, the Clayhammer triplets (Florabelle, Corabelle and Dorabelle of Ringling Brothers fame) report they've found a new use for French's mustard and Ragu spaghetti sauce when engaging in connubial adventures with Lefty...

Below a woman shops for marital aids before a date with Lefty...

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