Ifar Toften, long time fugitive from Norwegian justice on morals charges, has been granted a temporary visa to stay in the US until his deportation problems have been adjudicated...Influential Hobby Airport doctor and sex-change clinic operator, Dr. Tchytz, has appealed to the highest levels of government by calling in favors and the usual well-placed bribes...
Mr. Toften will be under house arrest at the home of a well known retired engineer and Houston City Council advisor where he will be required to wear an ankle monitor, plus the EPA-ordered underwear monitor during his stay...Mr. Toften is only allowed to visit a next door bath house where he has a lifetime membership, and will have his meals catered by a nearby Taco Bell which features Norwegian style bean and baby seal burritos...
Monitoring of Mr. Toften's movements (including private movements) has been assigned to an off-duty men's room attendant named RHM who also lives on the premises in a converted shipping container...Mr. Toften is also said to be under electronic surveillance by an undercover CIA operative (code-named "Ted") with the aid of a wireless device, but this has not been confirmed...
Mr. Toften's wanted poster photo below appears through the courtesy of the Braniff Street office of INTERPOOF, the international agency dedicated to the capture of lesbian and poofter fugitives...
Mr. Toften's wanted poster photo below appears through the courtesy of the Braniff Street office of INTERPOOF, the international agency dedicated to the capture of lesbian and poofter fugitives...
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