Tensions remain high in the poofter capital of the world as sporadic farting has erupted in anticipation of a total evacuation in the bath house laundry...Authorities believe a local towel boy may have had lunch in a nearby unfamiliar Taco Cabana instead of his usual Taco Bell, thus disrupting his digestive process...
Senior men's room attendant, RHM, reports, "Lefty is under orders not to visit unauthorized lunch counters while on duty, but he believes all burritos are alike"...A newly hired bath house laundry employee gave Lefty lunch money for both of them if he would go to Taco Cabana, and Lefty complied with the expected results following...
Several homos lounging in a hot tub were treated for fart inhalation after the EPA sounded the all-clear signal...RHM then blew the all-queer whistle, and then blew several poofters...
In the photo below, fart prevention officials assess the damage caused in the laundry...
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