Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has announced the finding of the earliest evidence yet of poofter DNA...Found in an archaeological dig site under the former location of an ancient nude dance hall located in the traditional Gay Quarter of Paris, Prof. Lefty states this may be the missing piece of evidence proving that homosexuality began with the French...
Says the professor of his findings, "We all know that most Frenchies are homos, but what we don't know is how they reproduce...We hope this new evidence will solve the puzzle"...
The dig site supervisor, Dr. RHM, tells us that the nude dance hall was found under several layers of all-male massage parlors and bath houses dating back to Neanderthal times...Prof Lefty says the DNA studies may reveal for the first time why the French have traditionally produced so many fashion designers, florists, renaissance painters and military masterminds in the past...
When questioned as to why he included military geniuses in his list, Prof. Lefty said, "Who else do you know that got others to fight wars for them and wound up taking the credit for victory?"...While in Paris, Prof. Lefty also plans to interview as many strippers and topless hostesses as possible in the hope of uncovering further findings..
Pictured below are Professor Lefty's lab assistants, the transgendered lesbian Clayhammer triplets, Corabelle, Florabelle and Dorabelle, who joined the research team to process any evidence uncovered and to massage Prof. Lefty's feet at night...
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